Right and Wrong

If i were to make up the rules on right and wrong then I think I would make them how they were in cowboy days. Disputes would be solved with duels and the winning man was right. You would be able to rob a bank but if someone shot you in the act of it that would be okay. Punishments would be more sever depending on the infraction. I would noose em up all the time. You would spend time in jail for something small such as cussing. That is something I would enforce. No cussing. A large amount of cussing would lead to branding of the tongue with the symbols DH because I own your tongue. If Ben were to steal Justin's sister and Justin did not like it then he and Justin would duel over her. Who ever wins keeps the girl. You would not be able to kick a horse. You kick a horse? you die. If a woman farts in public? she dies. If Ben cleans his ears in public? he dies. Private things will be kept private while public things will be open for discussion. No Pornography will be tolerated because that is a private thing. If Casey were to itch his butt while in the presence of woman? he dies. My rules would be strict but fair. You cannot say that you did not know it was against the law or you die. It is your civil duty to know the law and abide by it. You cannot enter a donkey in a horse race or you die do to the fact that it would not be fast and therefore not entertaining. That is the purpose of a race. If Morgan were to eat an ice cream upside down between the hours of 8:37 pm and 8:29 pm? she has to carry a cow down the staircase or she dies. If Abigail reads a book between 6:20 am and 6:12 am? she has to pick a horses' booger and eat it with a side of dingleberry.